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beef candle

made famous by scott radio 1 large meaty cock with a lot of girth
by miss street December 13, 2018
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Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.
Sam made me beef queef last night, it was gravy.
by MGK sux July 12, 2023
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beef machine

A big burly man who does nothing but has sex. That's all he does.
by Schmungle June 5, 2017
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Tool beef

A beefy tool. He will have a greasy beard and moustache that curls around his lips. He will choose Pilsner over water anyday.
Man, that guy is a serious Tool Beef.
by BritEvans April 20, 2019
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Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
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Soggy beef

When a female stays in the pool for to long and her vagina lips hang a little to low
Yo Pam your soggy beef is hangin out of ur bathing suit
by Deez-nuts-large August 28, 2022
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