two girls and a cup

1. The reason you don't eat chocolate ice cream.

2. The only thing in the world that will take away your desire to watch porn.

3. If you don't already know, you still don't want to.

4. A video that's starts out as a seemingly harmless lesbian porno and turns into a disgusting fuckfest when the two girls dump a massive load in a single cup and take turns licking it, drinking it and spreading it all over themselves. Then they continue their lesbo action, except covered in shit.

5. Another reason you don't want to live on this planet anymore.
The two girls and a cup video made me barf at first sight.

To prove my manliness, I ate chocolate ice cream after watching two girls and a cup.
by GuitarGuy93 December 15, 2013
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Two-Incher Pincher

Someone who has a two inch dick, thus having to pinch it to masturbate
Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
by 752002729 January 20, 2010
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Goody Two-Shoes

An expression saying that someone is always on the side that is "good" and never taking a chance of being "bad"
You're good Ash, and I'm bad Ash. You're a Goody Little Two Shoes.
by Boomstick April 04, 2005
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Two-Bit Mathews

Two-Bit Mathews is a very underrated character from The Outsiders. He loves chocolate cake and Mickey Mouse. He always stands up for and protects his friends because they’re really like his family. He loves cracking jokes and causing trouble. He didn’t have enough screen time for you to really get to know him but in the time he did have he stole your heart for his personality and good looks.
Two-Bit Mathews is funny, caring and gorgeous once you get to know him.
by Insta-@the.outsiders.edits75 January 25, 2020
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Two Shrub Rub

"I didn't have children until the two shrub rub."
by replicant5k September 11, 2009
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Two beer tired

The tiredness experienced after having only two beers and needing a third to turn up.
I'm two beer tired let's turn it up and go hard tonight.
by Matt&Lucy April 03, 2015
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Texas Two-Bag

The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.
"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"

"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."
by Chetanator October 11, 2014
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