When your woman doesn't tend to your needs so you masturbate into all her clean panties so you now you still got your cum on her pussy.
Man my woman shut me down last night. So the next day after she went to work I went through her underwear and gave her the sneaky steven!
by JohnnyfleXXX February 15, 2019
To demand, particularly rudely and with moderate to obnoxious amounts of arguably unintentional profanity, an immediate method of effective relief. Most commonly known to occur in the inappropriate sector of an otherwise accommodating facility at a premature time, following an unexpected onset of excruciating and intolerable physical pain.
Those in the waiting room gawked at the broken armed girl's crazed display at the hospital check-counter as she began to pull a steven for the most powerful pain reducing medicine available.
by Irene Ensyde December 14, 2010
When you get burned via a witty reply all email with the senders intent to publicly shame and humiliate your egregious error.
If you would have let everyone know those were biscuits and not cookies you wouldn't have got Stevens(d).
by I'vegotjokes November 08, 2022
When you reply all in a witty manner to publicly shame and humiliate an egregious error from a co worker who sent an email.
You would not have got Stevens(d) if you would have let everyone know those were dog biscuits and not cookies.
by I'vegotjokes November 08, 2022
When a direct reply to the sender of an email would suffice, but public shame and humiliation are more appropriate so you reply all to an egregious error in an email to establish dominance.
You wouldn't have got Stevens(d) if you would have let everyone know those were dog biscuits and not cookies.
by I'vegotjokes November 08, 2022
A Jonathan Stevens is a kind, sweet, and handsome division one baseball player with a large behind. He is shy at first, but don’t let him fool you as his goofy side will tend to pop out every now and then. Jonathan loves video games and building legos. He is so romantic and hot, but beware he may seduce you into playing fortnite and cuddling till your toes sweat.
by Chugsplash72826 March 20, 2023
A young intellectual singer/songwriter/multi-talented boy who loves to socialize and make new friends. Can sometimes be found singing, writing, or listening to music. He is also sweet and innocent (sometimes.) Often feeling inferior to his friends. However, he can be really devoted to his good friends and become welcoming to any good spirit. He is sometimes mistaken for his kindness being a weakness, but can also show his stronger side. He shows maturity in most cases and can also be very humorous at times. His favorite word is “festive” which he gets from his favorite singer/celebrity, Mariah Carey. He always puts family first despite the circumstances! Oh! And he also loves the color yellow. 🍯💛⭐️
by youthoughtyouatethat? November 22, 2021