pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021

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UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.

Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.

by Remanterm December 13, 2021

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Upside Down Pineapple

Something non-swingers and lifestyle posers think swingers do. Although non-swingers who are curious and lifestyle posers do have a lot of fun with it, as they should. (Same goes for pink flamingos and black wedding bands.) Suffice it to say, if someone knows the code there's no reason to use it. The internet also eliminates the need for porch signaling.

Q. Why did someone leave this upside down pineapple on their porch?

A. Because they're retarded.

by Glen Dale Riley December 13, 2021

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pineapple and coconuts

A woman with a very big juicy shaped ass and two very nice luscious titties.

Check out that beauty over there! Plenty of pineapple and coconuts to enjoy on her!

by njoymentz December 17, 2021

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Pineapple

A word typically used among pre-teen girls. Many of the girls will use a code name to talk about their crush so other people don’t know who they’re talking about. Pineapple is definitely the most popular code-name

Girl 1: “omg look pineapple is coming over here”
Girl 2: “ooooooh you should ask him to sit by you at lunch”
Girl 1 (to pineapple): “hey Jake, you should sit by me at lunch today!”
Jake/pineapple: “cool”

by princesstheferret December 20, 2021

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