Oily men day

the day where men only can be oily and do the goofiest things known to man
by coolmenlol July 16, 2023
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Men-drill

A ‘Men-drill‘ is a play on words. Deriving from the genus of ape, mandrill, that commonly experience rashes on their buttocks and infections within the rectum due to lack of hygiene. Men-drills are men that are homophobic because they do not wipe their asses, but believe neither do other men, so the thought of men-“drilling”-men is disgusting to them.
Dave— don’t you think it’s disgusting to see on pornhub two men all over each other like chicks?

Sarah— No, David, you’re just a fucking men-drill!
by The_dolls November 29, 2020
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penis enlargement is for men with small peni (Derogatory)
penis enlargement is for men with small peni
by derogatoryterms September 30, 2022
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The solution to men

Join my progressive cult! Start a union and let the women fuck the fat cocks instead of you and berate you for having a small dick. Don't worry, when they run out of fat cocks you can feed their bastard kids until you die!
Hym "Yeah, hey, fuck face. You aren't seeming to get it. I'm not men. I'm not people. In the same way that women want to be treated as individuals. There is no solution to men. Me getting paid more to work my shitty gas station job isn't ME getting credit for MY contributions to society. Which are SUBSTANTIAL AND MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE. You aren't protecting young men from thinking wrong. It's your cult or theirs. Their incest cult gets me a free fuck-slave. What does yours get me? NOTHING. I get to be another body for the collectivist horde and I get WHAT, exactly? 'The solution to men' is 'Do whatever it takes to not be beholden to shit-libs, up to and including human trafficing and/or child murder. Whatever it takes.' That's the fucking solution."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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Carter lika da mens

Quite literally a lover of men. Breaks his neck snowboarding and then brags about it
by pappy773 February 10, 2022
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modsec men

modsec man is dey worst. they rell like to horn. they go horn yuh with yuh bestfriend, they homie or they grandma. doh go around trusting a modsec man. if ah modsec man try to get close to you just know he playing with you but you can play with him too never know
Shameka: I like modsec men, they rell sweet
Her Bestie: Doh play dumb for me here, you know you go get horn
by yuhmoddasecretwife February 28, 2023
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2 men in a toilet

When 1 man is taking a shit and when he's done the other man uses his tongue to lick his asshole clean.
Tom saw Aaron and Jake going into the toilet and leaned over and told Dave "Look there doing a 2 men in a toilet."
by Harley Quinns bitch February 08, 2023
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