kitty biscuits

"KITTY BISCUITS" is the name of a band who specialize in the production of music for the purpose of cats to listen to. Their audience is entirely cats. Also known as the "CAT ILLUMINATI".

Guy 1 - Oh man, I was just browsing 4chan, and I saw this video of some cat illuminati ..
Guy 2 - Fucking Kitty Biscuits ..

by bass n meow December 9, 2013

Vampire Biscuit

A tampon! - a vampire's favorite tasty treat. Can apply to un-used versions as well, but they are not nearly as tasty.

"Dammit Annie, why did you pack a whole bag full of vampire biscuits? We're only going camping for 2 days!?!

by BeltFedWeapon July 22, 2009

reel in the biscuit

A term meaning to lure a girl to bed.

So Rocky when are you going to reel in the biscuit?

by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005

Biscuit Head

Someone addicted to prescription drugs like oxycotins, vicodins,etc......

I got my leg chopped off and that Biscuit Head stole my damn prescription drugs, AAhhhh!!!!!!

by Uncool Quacker August 24, 2010

Gorilla Biscuit

Ugly Chick

She was so ugly they used to push her face in the dough to make the gorilla biscuits.

by Chuck Had July 28, 2009

shark biscuit

Australian slang for a body board (that you lie down on), as opposed to a surfboard (that you stand up on). Derisive term for a body board used by surfboard riders.

She could be a great surfer if only she'd get off that shark biscuit and try a real board.

by BillieBlue November 6, 2013

Cooter Biscuit

A Cooter Biscuit is another name for a tampon or pad.

My girlfriend's Aunt Flow is in town with her bags packed, so she asked me to go to the store and get her a box of cooter biscuits.

Guy1: Dude, would you ever sniff a used cooter biscuit?
Guy2: Bro, I got my first red wings after sniffing a cooter biscuit.

by Jake Murdock September 21, 2014