Van Drivers

A short fat bald man who drives big fans to intimidate other workers on site.

Van Drivers Feel threatened by kids and bigger men and are often nervous

by Take the weather February 12, 2018

Van Ginkeled

When an NFL team is victimized by a big play from linebacker Andrew Van Ginkel of the Miami Dolphins.

The Washington Commanders got Van Ginkeled for a pick six yesterday against the Miami Dolphins.

by Taekwondoka December 4, 2023

van sui

copy cat of another person named van, think shes good at art when shes not, is in love with someone younger than her and tried stealing her friends boyfriend

“i hate van sui”

by jshsjshdjdjjd November 12, 2021

van der Mik

best damn last name there ever is, ever was, ever will be!

that girl has van der Mik written all over her face, she;s the bomb!

by Momoko16 October 18, 2008

Van Z

1. A wonderful, light brown haired boy who I’ve gotten the pleasure of being with for the past year and a half. He’s funny, sweet, and cute. His eyes are light blue and he’s somewhat tall. Van has freckles scattered on his face and on some other parts of his body. Van’s my favorite person and I love him very much.

2. He’s also going to college soon and will probably find a new girlfriend, so if you get to be with him you are really lucky. Please take good care of him and love him. Whoever gets to be Van’s girlfriend in a year from now, please just love him more than you’ve loved anything else in your life. He deserves it.

1. Me: “Van Z is the best boyfriend I’ve ever had!”
2. College girls: “Have you seen Van Z? He’s so handsome, I’m going to date him!”

by SnowFreckles December 21, 2022

The Van.

scotty doesnt know, that fioana and me.. do it in my van every sunday (sayaka is sweatin' rn)
The van is an inside joke nobody else will understand

F; "the van."
A; "THE VAN."
C; "THE VAN!!"
A; "The van never dies"LE ME JUSTFUCKING SUBMIT TIHS"

by mynameisangle February 9, 2024

Van Orin

A crazy small town in Illinois with less than one hundred people, one road and about a mile long. If your from here chances are good you have never seen a black person unless it was Black Barbie.

Girl: Im from Van Orin, IL
Guy: Where?
Girl: Oh just a really small town in the middle of nowhere full of farms:
Guy: Black people live there?
Girl: What are Black people?
Guy: ... screw this, you just want to have sex?
Girl: What is sex?
Guy: Holy crap...

by Kyuket June 9, 2011