toes goes

An alternative to the popular game nose goes that overrules the original outcome.
Nose goes! Now you’ve gotta take out the trash
Step off bitch, toes goes!”
by Webster’s dick-tionary October 26, 2017
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toe wagled

First of all you don't want to know what a toe wagle is. But up until your forth birthday you father will toe wagle you. Now judging by the frequency of the nose and colour of the hair you can tell how many times you've been toe wageld. Toe wagling is when your father puts his toe into the hole where you piss and wigles it around for a minute.
Judging by your dark coloured hair you've been toe wagled at least 4 times a day until you were 4
by David fishy January 14, 2017
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Wet toe

When you kick someone in the ass and your toe gets wet.
Guy 1: man, Chris got some mean swampass I kicked his ass and got a mean wet toe
by Sayrus September 20, 2018
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Wrangler toe

an effect created by a pair of Wrangler jeans that fit very tightly around a man’s groin, causing a bulge and drawing attention to the shape of his external genitals
Randal’s new boots and his bulging wrangler toe made it hard for Debra to resist his advances.”

“Pam was mesmerized by the perfect outline of Jim’s wrangler toe.”
by Rombone3000 April 07, 2022
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snicker toe

Having extremely thick and chunky toes. Sometimes pussing out a yellow sticky liquid.
Tabatha needs to get her snicker toes checked out!
by Johnkilller666 August 06, 2017
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Extreme Toeing

As a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the Belgian Congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. As the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “AYO NIGGA I NEVER LACKIN. EEESKEEETIT.” After screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.
Yo cuh last night I had to buy that fat hoe we met with some extreme toeing.
by Niggitynigga February 03, 2018
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