Martin

Martin is a red head who still likes his ex even tho he knows she doesn’t like him

Martins is a simp
For his ex

by Shiii idk November 21, 2021

Bald Martin Haters

Absolutely Disgusting, they are all little kids who will turn out to be nonces,

Bald Martin should be king, seriously bald Martin would never hurt a kid, (totally didn't happen in a morgz video) he is so sweet and bald

Bald Martin Haters are such losers!

I know right!

by Bald Martins Elf April 7, 2021

the ricky martin

When someone slides on their knees and rips off their shirt

Pablo got flagged for doing the Ricky Martin

by Giantskiller March 21, 2016

Martin

A hot sexy boy that has ditched all his hoes in the park. He cock is longer than any peparami you have ever seen and is a fuck boy with the girls. He always fails no nut November and he got.

Martin is the biggest sex machine you have ever seen.

by comin Riftzy November 5, 2020

Douglas Martin jr

Douglas is the most adorable rat ever and likes to bite hamsters, he is also very unawear of stuff around him and is a sexy doggo who we all love xx

"Who's that dog Holly is with? "
"oh that's Douglas Martin jr"
"he's a lovely rat"

by Lewyyy boiii™ June 18, 2019

Dirty Big Martine

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.

"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "

by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021

chaney brock martin

guy who be cheatin sometimes fr. he can play piano too fr

chaney brock martin be cheatin sometimes fr

by cbmartin23 December 20, 2021