Dead Wood

Someone who has had enough kids to suck all the humanity out of them, they spend their pitiful existence sitting at the public pool watching their army of children having fun while the parent sits suffering with the thought that they need to drive their kids to ten different sport practices at the same time. In summary, this stereotype is a parent who creates enough stress/busy work for themselves that they eventually turn into a husk of what they used to be before they where married. And the kids get zero attention and turn into little monsters due to neglect from attention desperately trying to be spread evenly across all the kids while balancing a mountain full of busy work

I was at the pool the other day and a big Dead Wood family came rolling in and they had the blandest look on their faces!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

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finger of the dead

The morning after a particularly heavy night of beer and Mexican food, when that one icy drop of water splashes back up after your drop a turd and it hits the exact eyelet of your asshole, briefly causing your breath to catch in your throat.

The finger of the dead just about made me jump out of my skin this morning!!

by udm1234 October 7, 2011

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dead question

A question that can be answered but the answer doesn't add to or develop the conversation.

Jordan: Who was the last person to leave the party?

Eliot: Warren.

Jordan: Okay. Well, that was a dead question.

by yescommander December 19, 2013

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the walking dead

the best tv show you will ever watch <3

if i hear someone say they don't like twd. ima beat the shit outta that bitch.

(rosita be owning the whole show doe)

person 1 "omg, the walking dead is so good wtf."
person 2 "I KNOW RIGHT!"

person 1 "DUDE THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT WAS SO GOOD!"
person 3 "Wtf, u guys like the walking dead? its so shit."
person 1&2 "get the fuck out ❤️"

by gayforfictionalcharacters July 27, 2020

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