table jail

The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.

“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”

by tmarienem May 19, 2025

Lexington Table Tennis Massacre

In a stunning upset at the 2025 Lexington Table Tennis Amateur Finals, underdog Devin shocked the crowd and toppled reigning champion Blake, handing the favorite his first and only loss of the season to finish with a 27–1 record. Known more for his erratic play than consistency, Devin brought relentless intensity and razor-sharp focus to dismantle Blake’s trademark defensive strategy, winning 27 games in a dramaticbbeat-down fashion. Each blistering rally and improbable return chipped away at Blake’s composure, turning what was expected to be a routine coronation into a gritty, unforgettable battle. The tournament ended not with the underdog’s defeat, but with the downfall of a near-perfect titan—and the rise of a new champion forged in chaos.

Did you hear about the Lexington Table Tennis Massacre of 2025?

I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.

by dadboddev June 2, 2025

Cansas end table

A sofas end table made from recycled dresser drawers with legs vertically placed on sofa ends

Check out my Cansas end tables

by Cblu88 June 6, 2025

Tables and chairs

When something happens in life and you feel you’ve seen how the cookie crumbles.

You wake up and smell the cheese and think. “It’s all just tables and chairs out here”

Everyone has (or will) experience a time in their life that will make them think or feel this expression. You cannot change fate. That’s just tables and chairs.

“It’s all just tables and chairs man”

“You never know what it’s gonna be until it’s tables and chairs”

by Bumbatingrumbaclart June 9, 2025

I see how the tables fold

A sarcastic way of saying “I see how it is” — usually after realising someone’s true priorities, loyalty, or intentions.

“Ohh okay.. I see how the tables fold😐”

by Rahhhh.her June 12, 2025

cUN+$TABLE

Unstable police rental prices.

Bro, every cUN+$TABLE costs more than the last one!

by Abbott December 18, 2022

Call Several People Table Gremlins Day

At the 22th of every month you can call several people table gremlins and sev or anyone can't do anything

Table Gremlin Is Several People And nothing can stop you from calling him table gremlins
"Call Several People Table Gremlins Day" personifies the table gremlinty of several people (i.e.Several People, Tom).
{Taka enters room} "Call Several People Table Gremlins Day"
{Friend enters room, surprising and overwhelming you with joy} "Several Is A Real Table Gremlin!!!"
Adapted from post cold war Journey Of Morals Culture references to Table Gremlins, Grelimed Tabled

rhythmic engagement inJourney Of Morals Server That people call sev table gremlins
Sometimes spoken with an indistinguishable Gremlins accent In cases of suprise greetings, 'Table Gremlins' is used in conjunction with the word 'Hey', as in "Hey Tabled Gremlins"

by TakaGoBrrrr December 21, 2022