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Types of Atheists

There are several; see below.
Types of atheists include:

- The "No Proof" Atheist - The most basic type of atheist. They believe there is no way to decisively prove that there is a God. By far the easiest one to talk to and have an intelligent discussion with.

- The "Bible is Horrible" Atheist - Uses the argument that the Bible has some content that's very uncomfortable to read. This is generally considered to be the weakest argument, because many verified events throughout history are pretty awful. History is not supposed to make you happy.

- The "Religious Trauma" Atheist - A person who identifies with atheists due to horrible experiences with religious people, extremists, bigots etc.

- The "World is Horrible" Atheist - Believes that because so many atrocities occur with no problem, that many evil people live long lives and get away with it all while good people die horrible deaths at a young age, etc. there must be no God.

- The "Leave Me Alone" Atheist - Angry about religious people who try to shove their views down everyone's throats. Usually related to Religious Trauma Atheist. Generally considered the most acceptable reason to be an atheist (besides "No Proof".)

- The "Absolutely Insufferable" Atheist - All of the above, and quite literally allergic to religious people, these atheists go out of their way to tear religion down at every opportunity. Most likely a Religious Trauma Atheist taken to pretty nasty extremes. Or just a dickhead. Commonly found on the Internet, especially Reddit.
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typed up

Lots of energy but tired at the same time
Ik it’s late but I’m typed up
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Type Shi

A phrase to use when someone says some dumb shit and you don’t wanna argue wit em no more
Person 1: “Ur really insecure. My ex would never talk to me like that

Person 2: “Type shi”
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robert type joke

A Robert type joke is a very cringe/corny ass joke.
"They call me Scottie cause i be pimpin", yeah that was a robert type joke
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Type shit

Used to agree to something or with someone
"Hey, One Piece is a fire anime"
"type shit"
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never was the patient type

To be impatient. The desire to not want to wait for things to occur. A saying some would say, to never be a type of way.
I never was the patient type when it came to waiting in lines .
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Pecan Typing

Using a piece of pecan to type on the keyboard. Usually occurs out of boredom with a pack of pecans lying around

e.g another slang for "began'
" Look, she pecan typing her report with a piece of pecan instead of using her god damn hands. What a retard!
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