Hypercardiolakeric Syndrome

The medical condition in which the heart beats faster than normal and blood pressure increases during the course of a Laker game, especially nearing the end of it.

The Lakers are in a close game right now, I can feel my HypercardioLakeric Syndrome starting to act up.

by LA Forever March 7, 2010

University of High School Syndrome

Something they say about people who won't grow up out of high school probably because their whole world was high school. People who really annoy a lot of people during class who won't stop trying to one up everyone because they think it's so cool acting the way they are thus being The most immature people in college

Henry: Hey uncle! Their is this guy in college class who won't shut up. He keeps asking stupid questions like what the Spanish word is for pimp,ass, and bitch words like that are. He asked some girl out the first day he saw her just because she was hot and he wanted to one up all the other guys because of it, and the girl said no so now he's attacking everyone and spreading rumors. I heard he won't stop stalking the girl on MSN. His whole world was high school and he can't get past it and its EXTREMELY annoying. He also won't shut up about it in class and his friends seem to go with it.I'm sick of him trying to one up everyone including me.

Uncle Bob: What a loser. He has University of High School Syndrome.

Henry: Sounds right to me.

by browngirlsdonttakebs July 15, 2009

bad bitch syndrome

a very rare disease that affects certain people tremendously each year

symptoms include:
-fabulousness
-an excessive amount of sass
-cockiness
-snaping in a z formation

Melina: I heard Beyonce was recently diagnosed with bad bitch syndrome

Taylor: I wouldn't be suprised, she is the baddest bitch thus far

by badbitchsyndromeisreal March 12, 2014

Bouncer Syndrome

When a masculine bouncer, bartender or ID check guy gets a little too absorbed in his power as gatekeeper. He'll refer to male customers mildly condescendingly as "buddy," and is overly eager to kick people out of the establishment, not necessarily for causing a scene in the bar so much as challenging his dominance.

Non-bouncers express bouncer syndrome when they try to break up other peoples' fights in bars or parties, usually when drunk.

Dude its not your fault you got kicked out, that guy had bouncer syndrome.

by ituzzip March 22, 2009

gladis syndrome

When you reach a new level of stupidity

Maddie thought the under ground railroad was actually underground. They knew she had the Gladis Syndrome

by Putple spagetti May 26, 2016

Yasuo syndrome

In a video game, you are so determined to kill enemies, that you often forget about your character’s safety, which leads to death of your character. When your character dies, you tend to blame other players, bugs, or imbalanced mechanics for your fault. Sometimes you even go into a uncontrolable rage spiral.

This term originated in the video game game League of Legends, but can aply to other games as well.

"Uhh... That player just engaged alone into the whole enemy team and died. Why so much players have the Yasuo syndrome?"

by OVTA April 25, 2020

Top Friends Syndrome (TFS)

Usually occurs when one of your friends on MySpace constantly changes your position in their topfriends, and you get pissed off. Symptoms include leaving hateful comments and/or messages on their page, moving them around in your top friends, or completely taking them off of your top friends list.

Kyle saw that he was moved to last place on Nikki's top friends list and instantly developed Top Friends Syndrome (TFS). He in turn moved her to last place on her list after bitching about it to everyone he knows.

by kupcayq August 9, 2007