2 STEP

Acronym for "Too Sad To Even Process". Typically used in text messages, but is also acceptable in everyday conversation.

Carly: My poor little chihuahua had to go to the vet because some loser from school was stalking me and he stepped on her in my back yard!
Regina: Oh my gosh! 2 STEP!

by CoconutMuffin June 22, 2011

step dad

guy that weasles into your mother's life- becomes father figure- rapes you- leaves your mom broke with out a home and always #1 on your hitlist!

i ran over my step dad cos he is an ass

by a;lkdjlahfilkh February 25, 2009

Stepstool

when someone craps on somebodys stairs, most often because the recipient of the stepstool was a jerk

The guys decided to be jerks and gave him a stepstool.

by ragecomics October 31, 2011

STEP UR GAME UP!

a phrase when u pown someone to the highest level of pownage. also use when u want to embarass someone or make them feel like shit.

joe: i squated 185 today im odee hyped
raul: STEP UR GAME UP! my nigga thats light work

raul: ambs whats a number 4 at mcdonalds
ambs: i dont know i forgot
raul: STEP UR GAME UP! you work their now go make me a sandwitch

by boastersupreme July 7, 2010

Stepa

Someone who is racist, homophobic, and is a douchebag and says he’s one of “the boys” and is not funny at all

“Wow get away from me your being a big stepa right now”

by TPWK December 31, 2020

Texas Two-Step

When violating someone anally, pull out quickly, so that the person forms a pink sock, and proceed to roll the person over and step on the sock with both feet. Yee Haw!

You may have done the Can-Can last night, but I did the Texas Two-Step

by SomeOtherTime January 12, 2008

stepfather

n. One who doesn't feel like he needs forgiveness for physt-abuse and arrested development which has led to emotional confusion for the recipient in adulthood. One who also shifts the blame for a divorce due to suppressed guilt on this same individual, because a passive mother is awakened. A stepfather is only in the past, but visits sub-consciously in the step-sons/daughters life when presented with possible life-changing events in his or her path. A human who must be forgiven, so I can "be".

A stepfather is only human and not a God.

by Barnwear July 17, 2006