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dick staff

Refers to the penis, but used to add flavor to stories shared with one's friends. Sometimes refers exclusivly the shaft, not including the head.
I slammed her with my dick staff.
There is a sore on my dick staff.
by sheshkable June 11, 2006
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A Sanford Moment

Noun
• S: (n) A Sanford Moment (a momentary lapse of reason)

Sanford (A.K.A. “Lov Gov”)

adj., Sandfordly.

1. Affected or characterized by people suffering from loneliness.

2. To tear up, blubber, and stammer.

3. To result in graveling and derision.

4 Deplorable; a sad state of affair.

5. To fall off the deep end; to seek escapism often by crossing the sex line; to lust for a soul mate even if just fantasy; to jeopardize your career even though you know the price.
I was at the restaurant, all alone. No friends were there--not one! It was A Sanford Moment, totally. Yeah, it was that bad.
by ConcealedID July 8, 2009
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Jonathan Stafford

supreme overlord of the ginger race and executioner of embaracing gingers (carrot top)

nicknames: the one with a soul, dat pif, red, fire, big red, clifford, red dread redemtion, johny blaze/human torch
did ya see shuan white win the olympics again he must really make you gingers feel proud...

ginger: na im more of a jonathan stafford fan... he gives me a reason to live
by sfjvk;dfbv;kfv June 19, 2011
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wally west stan

someone who desperately needs to be shoved in a locker (or a cubby if there is a lack of lockers). This person tends to get absolutely zero girls despite calling themself the "alpha wolf", and uses the word "speedblitz" every second sentence when arguing with the normal nerds.
person 1: yeah I think link is a really good balanced main character, he's-
person 2: oh shut up person 3 is coming, he's a wally west stan.
person 3: wally solos his whole verse
persons 1 & 2: wtf bro
by the tender defender August 23, 2023
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stan-o-vision

1. A device used to pinpoint someone's location by acessing logs of credit cards, passport etc uses

2. The act of being able to use wit to work out where someone is, or where they would go
1.
Jeff: Do not buy anything, from anywhere!
Clint: Why not?
Jeff: They'll be usuing stan-o-vision

2.
Jeff: Do not go to the warehouse
Clint: Why ever not?
Jeff: They'll have someone using stan-o-vison. They'll search there
by The Overlord Stan July 27, 2005
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Slanf

Noun - A poor grasp on slang, people who use this word are morons. Especially British people, who should know better.
Cuss is slanf u fukin old fuker. U would understand u wanker.

- 54nisar
by Sue Donym Mark 3 December 18, 2009
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Stan

when you stan , that means you support and love what ever it is that you are stanning , for example say you want to stan a kpop group , that means you will support all of the members and show love equally to each of them and not just pinpoint the ones you like , dont just say you stan BTS and only talk about jungkook , thats dumb a rude!
" BRUH - STAN NCT"
by skztingz May 18, 2019
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