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spermburpus

1.When a woman swallows your semen and belch's it back up in your face.
2. To belch up cum.
3. Another name for a woman that gives blowjobs and swallows.
Last night that woman pulled a spermburpus on me.
Hey spermburpus wipe your mouth.
by woody stewart October 6, 2006
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sperd

In between classes. A cross between "special" and "nerd", so therfore someone who is in the normal class. Can be insulting.
OMG, Tracey is such a sperd!
by Blaidd Drug December 29, 2007
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sperm vermin

1. The regrettable offspring of anyone who defies natural selection and somehow lives long enough to continue their lineage.

2. Any baby, kid or teenager that loiter and cause a nuisance in an otherwise civilized place, such as making noise at a cinema, infesting the centre of towns or congregating around bright flashy lights and loud noises such as the scene of a minor road accident outside your home around 10pm in the evening because in their own mind it is cool to be seen there, probably because they are too young and cant afford the bus fares to go see the flashy lights and loud sounds at a proper night club.
Man, did you hear that baby when we went to see District 9 last night?, those parents need to know when to leave their sperm vermin at home.

You saw all those kids hanging around that car accident last night?, guess those sperm vermin don't have anything better to do with their lives.
by obviously middle class September 15, 2009
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Sperry syndrome

after buying a new pair of Sperry Topsiders, and getting blisters, or rubbing your feet raw. Another type of Sperry syndrome is the rank odor of the feet caused from sockless wear.
"OUCH! My ankles have blisters all over them, I hate my Sperry's."
"Looks like a case of Sperry syndrome"
by PiePerView October 6, 2013
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sperm nugget

Someone who craves there ass to be nutted on
That chick is a huge sperm nugget she begged me to nut on her ass
by Coon vanrheen October 29, 2017
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Little Sperm Thrombosis

This is when you use the "withdrawel method" During sex.
Your boyfriend pulls out his mr benjamin and flaps it onto your stomach and cums.
The little sperm start to throb on the girls stomache causing "Little Sperm Thrombosis"!
Luke: Im coming babe!
Nat: Well Get it out then!!
Luke: What?? (orgasmic)
Nat: I dont want to be preggers!
Luke: Ok (flaps it out)
Nat: Thanks babe!
Luke: Im still gunna come though!
Nat: My mouths open!
Luke: (releaved) Too Late!
Nat: Aww Look at the little sperm!
Luke: Aww! Its Little Sperm thrombosis!
Nat: Bless!
by x-Kaylzz-x January 22, 2008
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sperlunk

(verb) to cuddle with your HUNNY; to get close to each other without having sex; to take a nap together
Dan: I'm sleepy
Amanda: Wanna sperlunk, hunny?
by Amanda G. March 21, 2007
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