special dispensation

When you are allowed out with the lads for a 'heavy lashing' due to exceptional circumstances which can't be refused (eg Wetting the babies head, Stag Do etc). Also commonly referred to as a '24 hour pass'.

'But love, its Barry's stag do, I can't not go - you've got to give me special dispensation!!', 'hmmmmm, this is the seventh stag do that Barry's had in 3 months' murmured Tracy suspiciously.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Cynnshine Special

A foursome involving 3 guys and 1 girl.

Jane invited Joe, Martin, and Paul for a Cynnshine Special.
"My god, I had an amazing cynnshine special last night! I had a dick in every hole!"

by Iddap September 5, 2009

velez special

The act of beating a handicapped young girl at bowling, while asking her friends if they are single.

I took that girl out and did the velez special.

by stanbridge08 February 19, 2009

Crohnie Special

The one time, when in large groups, a certain person with Crohn's disease farts. This releases many toxins into the air thus making it the special time where no one can breathe.

Oh my God! David let out a huge Crohnie Special! RUN!

by dabigdick December 8, 2013

special sock

A sock which is used to ejaculate in. This sock is usally hidden somewhere since the owner doesnt want it to be found. Special socks go hard and crusty after the semen dries.

Yo bro did u hide ur special sock yet?
Yeah bro no one is going to find it

by Ballsucker Nr.69 February 24, 2022

Unitec Special

When an acting student becomes mentally defective and hooks up with a class mate. Causing a sexual divide within the class. -see The Colin Garlic Manoeuvre

"Father bless me for I have sinned- I got drunk an did the Unitec Special."

by Btros June 29, 2006

paperbag special

A girl thats ugly (and should hence wear a paper bag on her head to hide her face), but is good for sex

Have you seen Jims new girlfriend? She's a paperbag special.

by d July 16, 2003