hamster shower

The art form of beating your dick to AFV (America’s Funniest Home Videos) all the while your friends throw hamsters mercilessly at you.

Man I’m so horny I could really go for a hamster shower right about now.

by HUBERT CLITORIS January 28, 2018

shower buddy

Someone you text when you’re taking a shower

“Hurry up shower buddy I’m taking a shower”

by Loser1010 May 17, 2018

Pocket shower

A water bottle

Zoe: "can I have some of your pocket shower, I'm feeling hot".
Lexie: "no bitch get yo own pocket shower!"

by Lavagirl45 May 25, 2017

mole shower

A t shirt with a raggedy loose neck line that reveals a chest mole.

Sweet mole shower simon cowell

by shinwig January 23, 2023

California Shower

When you and the boys are hot and sweaty after a long California day bballin so you all hop into one homie’s shower together in order to save water.

“Y’all stink. You boys down for a California shower?”

by Ezygon November 22, 2019

Boom shower

boom show·er
/bo͞om SHou(ə)r/
noun
1.
a party held exclusively by the male gender to celebrate a life milestone. Alcohol and stupid behavior is requisite.

The guys are having a boom shower for john. He just found out he is going to be a dad.

by Computore November 16, 2016

Covid showering

It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back

c) you are trying to distract yourself

d) you are scared of getting sick

But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.

Bro you coming?

Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.

by Firephoenix June 16, 2020