Santa is a stalker that eats children once a year. He only watches when you’re unconscious, and uses the facade of presents to keep doing what he’s doing. His whole lineage does this, the real Santa was shot a long time ago by someone on the right side of history
by jesuis christ August 6, 2020
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by da_savage_hacker January 4, 2020
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1. when somebody intentionally steals your gift idea and takes it as their own.
2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport
3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas
4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions
5. a block shaped like Santa
6. Santa's head
2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport
3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas
4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions
5. a block shaped like Santa
6. Santa's head
"I wanted to buy my parents a television, but my brother was a Santa block and bought them one first."
"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"
"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"
"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"
"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"
by NILSO November 19, 2011
Get the Santa block mug.He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday
Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans
Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans
Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk
by Hobo Santa June 16, 2019
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Kelsey: Hunter what did you get me from Walmart tonight?!?!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!
by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021
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