A shit and run

When someone takes a shit and clugs the toilet without telling the owner of the bathroom!

God man...someone did a shit and run in the bathroom!

by zacherzach November 6, 2016

a holy shit

A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.

Dude. I just took a holy shit and I feel great.

by starbursty April 26, 2016

Full of shit

Full of misinformation, but calling it facts.

The girl was full of shit, and wanted to come off as believable.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020

shit blocked

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.

I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!

by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009

shit masher

When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.

I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!

by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018

shotgun shits

The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area

Friend: do you want Taco Bell

Me: no they give me shotgun shits

by Lit fam March 8, 2017

Thrifted that shit

The act of making a purchase of an item or article of clothing from a thrift store.

Friend: Hey man, where did you get those scuffed-up military shoes?

You: I thrifted that shit!

Friend: Dude your toaster-oven lever wont stay down.

You: Yeah I know it's because I thrifted that shit.

by TuckerSW November 6, 2010