A vehicle in the small truck category; know to be the worst of all small trucks. Most Ford Rangers exemplify all of the FORD acronyms such as Fix Or Repair Daily, F**CKER Only Rolls Downhill, Found On Road Dead, you know the rest... Rangers are the epitome of all that is GAY (Homosexual, not happy). Most straight men who aquire a Ford Ranger rid themselves of these disease stricken vehicles within the first twenty four hours, in order to avoid any kind of anal mutilation. Certain color Rangers are more potent than others in the "Gay Danger" zone. The most dangerous of these being the teal green Ford Ranger. The most common defense to this horrible color is to litter your truck with stickers to try and hide it. Also, giving your Ford Ranger a Male name can sometimes help the owner cope with and accept the overall gayness of the vehicle. The only Ford Ranger GAYER than a greenish teal Ford Ranger is a Ford Ranger that someone has "pre-runnered out". (ie: Engine, lift, tires, bumpers, fenders flares, 45 degree spare tire/ roll bar in bed, offroad lights) What straight person would do all of this to a vehicle that everyone knows cant do anything off of the pavement. In conclusion, the award for the gayest piece of junk ever made other than a Ford Mustang 5.0 goes to the FORD RANGER. POS...
Ex. 1
Jake: Hey there Susan!
Susan: Hey Jake, I heard you came out!
Jake: I assumed you knew already...
Susan: What? How?
Jake: I traded my Tacoma for a Ford Ranger because I couldn't afford the Mustang 5.0.
Susan: How could you not afford a Mustang 5.0!?!?
Jake: Because I'm GAY :)
Ex. 2
John: Man I feel sooo Gay right now.
Wayne: Why?
John: We are in a Ford Ranger
Ex. 3
Hey did you hear that Vin Diesel drives a Ford Ranger!?
Rumor has it he came out.
Jake: Hey there Susan!
Susan: Hey Jake, I heard you came out!
Jake: I assumed you knew already...
Susan: What? How?
Jake: I traded my Tacoma for a Ford Ranger because I couldn't afford the Mustang 5.0.
Susan: How could you not afford a Mustang 5.0!?!?
Jake: Because I'm GAY :)
Ex. 2
John: Man I feel sooo Gay right now.
Wayne: Why?
John: We are in a Ford Ranger
Ex. 3
Hey did you hear that Vin Diesel drives a Ford Ranger!?
Rumor has it he came out.
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