Rodeo Roaster

The Rodeo Roaster is a type of sexual assault involving burning the vitctims genitals before having sex with the them. A Rodeo Roaster is most often initiated by more than one person against another person without that person's consent. The act is either carried out by physical force, coercion, abuse of authority or with a person who is incapable of valid consent.

"That bitch got a Rodeo Roaster. She was screaming and riding that dick like a bull in a Rodeo Show."

Rodeo Roaster by William Somerset November 30, 2011

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Romentum

(v) Rolling backwards combined with an utter lack of reality. Like when a jackass politician says something stupid like talking about legitimate rape and thinks he's gonna score big with the population but is actually getting pwned. Named after the Republican villain and secret democrat liberal agent, moneybags Willard Mitt Romney, who could barely win the GOP primaries.

Comes from that Greek dude who had to keep pushing a boulder up a mountain for eternity as punishment for being a douche.

(Also what noobs who don't know how to use chopsticks at Chinese restaurants do trying to pick up those last few grains of rice but instead they are just rolling around the plate).

Idiot1: Dude, have you heard, the Mittster is gonna take California.
Idiot2: Yeah, he sure have some Romentum

There goes Lilo back in court.
Hot mess got Romentum.

Barney: I just talked to Betty the cheerleading captain yesterday. She loved my bug collection. I'm gonna ask her to prom

Steve: Yeah. You got some serious romentum.

Romentum by johnny mnemonic December 6, 2012

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rodeo club

When you are smashing a chick from behind, lean down and whisper in her ear, "You are the nastiest fucking ugly bitch I have ever fucked." Then you proceed to see how long you can hold on like you're riding a bull.

"I fucked my girl last night and joined the Rodeo Club. She's fucking mad."

rodeo club by EddieA92 May 11, 2014