Pre-new year ejaculate

When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.

On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"

by Filamena C January 7, 2010

Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving

Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving is when, after taking an enormous shit, you pre-emptively stick your hand down in the toilet water and break up the gigantic turd BEFORE you flush, therefore avoiding an embarrasing overflow situation. Suffice to say, some prepartion is necessary. (If the situation around Uranus requires you to wipe immediately, just "stage" the used toilet paper (TP) on the edge of the bowl and flush them AFTER the crisis has resolved itself. Otherwise, wipe later. 1) Wad up a bunch of TP ahead of time, to be used to clean off your shit-stained finger tips after you've done the deed. 2) Pull your pants half-way up, just in case there is a flood. 3) DIVE!, DIVE!, DIVE! Stick that hand right down in there and start breaking that turd up. Don't be afraid to overdo it. 4) DON'T WIPE YOUR FINGERS OFF YET! Use your clean hand to flush, then quickly cross your fingers for good luck. 5) If all goes well, you've successfully dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool. Congratulations! If it didn't work, skip Step 6 and proceed immediately to Step 7. 6) Use your pre-saved wad of TP to clean your fingers off, then drop the used TP in the bowl. Proceed to wipe your butt (or if you've pre-wiped, tap in the used TP) and drop the TP in the (now) nearly empty bowl. Whew! 7) If the poop break up did not work (or you were too pussy to do it!), quickly hobble out of the stall to the next stall and finish your paperwork there. Act innocent.

Ollie: Well, Stan, that was a delightful and quite filling meal. Now, if you'll just excuse me for a moment.

Stan: Don't forget about Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving! (smiles sheepishly and scratches top of head).

Ollie: Indeed.

by The Sage Advice Man August 12, 2012

Pre-Adult Syndrome

Refers to feeling Depressed, Horny, Anxious, unprepared, and or lonely due to being at an age where you are transitioning between child and adult, usually between 18-26.

I am sorry, but these feelings you are suffering from are often those associated with "Pre-Adult Syndrome" and the uneasiness of not knowing what your future will look like.

by Partgn September 22, 2020

pre-death crisis

last crisis in your life.

person 1-whys that woman yelling at those kids.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.

by mommymilkers;) December 5, 2021

Pre-Concern

It’s where you make sure someone won’t do something before they make a decision.
Like Dude 2 is concerned about dude 1’s health so he is making sure dude 1 doesn’t do anything to put his health in danger

Dude1: I’ve bee feeling really down lately...
Dude2: Well, at least don’t go back to cutting
Dude1: I won’t, thank you for your Pre-Concern

by Eggs and sausage August 17, 2020

pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.

My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.

by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014

Pre-Algebra

One of the useless forms of math. Comes before Algebra, which is both useless

Nerd: Hey, do you want to know what 5/0.2 of 67.82³
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 7, 2020