When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.
On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"
by Filamena C January 7, 2010
Get the Pre-new year ejaculatemug. Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving is when, after taking an enormous shit, you pre-emptively stick your hand down in the toilet water and break up the gigantic turd BEFORE you flush, therefore avoiding an embarrasing overflow situation. Suffice to say, some prepartion is necessary. (If the situation around Uranus requires you to wipe immediately, just "stage" the used toilet paper (TP) on the edge of the bowl and flush them AFTER the crisis has resolved itself. Otherwise, wipe later. 1) Wad up a bunch of TP ahead of time, to be used to clean off your shit-stained finger tips after you've done the deed. 2) Pull your pants half-way up, just in case there is a flood. 3) DIVE!, DIVE!, DIVE! Stick that hand right down in there and start breaking that turd up. Don't be afraid to overdo it. 4) DON'T WIPE YOUR FINGERS OFF YET! Use your clean hand to flush, then quickly cross your fingers for good luck. 5) If all goes well, you've successfully dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool. Congratulations! If it didn't work, skip Step 6 and proceed immediately to Step 7. 6) Use your pre-saved wad of TP to clean your fingers off, then drop the used TP in the bowl. Proceed to wipe your butt (or if you've pre-wiped, tap in the used TP) and drop the TP in the (now) nearly empty bowl. Whew! 7) If the poop break up did not work (or you were too pussy to do it!), quickly hobble out of the stall to the next stall and finish your paperwork there. Act innocent.
Ollie: Well, Stan, that was a delightful and quite filling meal. Now, if you'll just excuse me for a moment.
Stan: Don't forget about Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving! (smiles sheepishly and scratches top of head).
Ollie: Indeed.
Stan: Don't forget about Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving! (smiles sheepishly and scratches top of head).
Ollie: Indeed.
by The Sage Advice Man August 12, 2012
Get the Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Divingmug. The zeppelin air raids and urban bombings of Britain during World War I. The name comes from the idea of it being a precursor to the Blitz in World War I, which also was a bombing of Britain.
Person one: my great grandfather served as a German pilot during World War I
Person two: did he take part in the pre-blitz?
Person one: no, he was a fighter pilot.
Person two: did he take part in the pre-blitz?
Person one: no, he was a fighter pilot.
by PonianYoutube March 17, 2021
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A slur used most commonly on discord used in its whole form "Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut" meaning a black slut who has sexual relationships with his family.
Commonly used on egirls or edaters who were exposed
A slur used most commonly on discord used in its whole form "Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut" meaning a black slut who has sexual relationships with his family.
Commonly used on egirls or edaters who were exposed
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by Just talking November 21, 2021
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