A small hardcore band of mavericks from Oban, The Official World War III Pre-enactment Group ltd. in accosiation with Egg Scent®.
This group of hardened renegades consists of Eggtor, Nodrog and Koala Rob, and they kick some pre-enactment ass with Tralee beach rehearsals for the big attack on London in August.
This group of hardened renegades consists of Eggtor, Nodrog and Koala Rob, and they kick some pre-enactment ass with Tralee beach rehearsals for the big attack on London in August.
by Cuckundoo June 18, 2006
When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.
On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"
by Filamena C January 07, 2010
Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving is when, after taking an enormous shit, you pre-emptively stick your hand down in the toilet water and break up the gigantic turd BEFORE you flush, therefore avoiding an embarrasing overflow situation. Suffice to say, some prepartion is necessary. (If the situation around Uranus requires you to wipe immediately, just "stage" the used toilet paper (TP) on the edge of the bowl and flush them AFTER the crisis has resolved itself. Otherwise, wipe later. 1) Wad up a bunch of TP ahead of time, to be used to clean off your shit-stained finger tips after you've done the deed. 2) Pull your pants half-way up, just in case there is a flood. 3) DIVE!, DIVE!, DIVE! Stick that hand right down in there and start breaking that turd up. Don't be afraid to overdo it. 4) DON'T WIPE YOUR FINGERS OFF YET! Use your clean hand to flush, then quickly cross your fingers for good luck. 5) If all goes well, you've successfully dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool. Congratulations! If it didn't work, skip Step 6 and proceed immediately to Step 7. 6) Use your pre-saved wad of TP to clean your fingers off, then drop the used TP in the bowl. Proceed to wipe your butt (or if you've pre-wiped, tap in the used TP) and drop the TP in the (now) nearly empty bowl. Whew! 7) If the poop break up did not work (or you were too pussy to do it!), quickly hobble out of the stall to the next stall and finish your paperwork there. Act innocent.
Ollie: Well, Stan, that was a delightful and quite filling meal. Now, if you'll just excuse me for a moment.
Stan: Don't forget about Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving! (smiles sheepishly and scratches top of head).
Ollie: Indeed.
Stan: Don't forget about Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving! (smiles sheepishly and scratches top of head).
Ollie: Indeed.
by The Sage Advice Man March 26, 2012
jeremy: dude why am i so nervous about this concert?
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety
by anoooonnnnn April 15, 2022
The before or past tense of pegging.
by OG Giggleshitter December 22, 2024
Participating in gay activities before the big gay event.
A good excuse for gays to encourage their straight friends to "try" gay.
Similar to "pre-game", but with acts of gayness.
A good excuse for gays to encourage their straight friends to "try" gay.
Similar to "pre-game", but with acts of gayness.
Make out with that girl.... you have to pre-gay before the pride parade!!!
Where are we going to pre-gay? Let's go to Castro!
Where are we going to pre-gay? Let's go to Castro!
by DrunkGuyInSLO July 02, 2010
by Gurudjurery August 29, 2018