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polyworkory

Having more than one work-spouse, with each work-spouse having full knowledge and consent of the other.
Don, Sally, and Randy complete each other's rants now at lunch. Serious polyworkory going on there.
by Susie Donym January 29, 2021
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polyworkorus

The practice of having more than one work-spouse, with each work-spouse having full knowledge and consent of the other.
Harry, and Steve are in a polyworkorus relationship with Ann. They are headed off to lunch again.
by Susie Donym January 29, 2021
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Polypantheonism

A religious belief in which all pantheons are legitimate and recognized.
She worships Hekate, Ra, and Odin, so her religion is Polypantheonism.
by 🐌 May 9, 2021
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polygondunotywidk

every day of the year it is polygondunotywidk dya
haha jnoathan you are banging my daughter polygondunotywidk
by amongla swag June 3, 2021
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This theory covers the principle that you have some people who are incompetent but get promoted anyway due to arrogance, self-belief and ignorance of their own capabilities and limitations. Their self-belief comes across as confidence and skill during short interview exposure where real skills are not challenged or tested thoroughly. Ultimately they become a manager. They try to exert control over all future situations, despite a lack of informed knowledge.

These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.

This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.

It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.

The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
Polysterene Brown Management Theory

"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.

"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
by irishwolfdogg June 25, 2021
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Polytagonists

A Story That Has More Than One Protagonist That Is Very Important To The Storyline
Bill: Hey Dave Quick Question, Does The Quintessential Quintuplets Have Polytagonists In It?

Dave: Yes It Does Why?

Bill: Just Checkin
by Switch & Play June 27, 2021
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Polyjamourous

1.) Lover of multiple artists in a specific genre.
2.) Not having one favorite artist.
"Who is your favorite artist?"
"I don't have one, I am polyjamourous."
by Basswich July 22, 2021
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