Clarinet Player

Someone superior to everyone (including the band director). A clarinetist enjoys long walks on the beach and being a better person than everyone else. Also infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.

Person 1: Woah, is that a Clarinet Player?
Clarinetist: Yes I am indeed.
Person 1: I could tell because you are infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.

by Better than Percussionists June 17, 2022

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Up (Player)

Up ‘Str8 Up’ or ‘BackUp’ is a former professional Halo & League of Legends player. He gathered a small following upon playing in the 4v4 U.K. championships on Halo Reach & beating players such as Tyler ‘Ninja’ Blevins & also competing in the 2016 Halo World Championship. Up moved his career from Halo and began to play the popular MMO League of Legends in which he had prior experience in & managed to become a European Mid-Lane Challenger 8 Seasons running.

Guy 1: Who is that Ahri?

Guy 2: That’s Up (Player), FF the game.

by HaloArchive June 30, 2022

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impact player

A type of player that in CSGO gets mad and beats their partners. They usually have some form of brain damage which causes them to think they are doing something in the game but in reality they don't.

He is an impact player.
I am an impact player.

by DoIKnowYouOrDoYouKnowMe July 17, 2022

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Two player obby

One of the very best two player obbies on Roblox, It uses a lot of functions and has a lot of fun stages.

Random person: Let's go play two player obby together!

by DanikRblx July 20, 2022

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Pity Ploy

A pity ploy (n.) is a term used when someone fishes for affection, compliments, or a free pass to excuse how they act by self degrading themselves to make you feel bad for them. Pity= is what the person wants from you and ploy= is the fact that they came up with a motive and plan to get pity from others. Ergo, the term pity ploy is formed. Don't be this person it's narcissistic.

Friend 1: *sends receipts of an altercation*
Friend 1: "Do you see how this bitch literally pulls an 'oh woe is me' card every time I have a valid point"
Friend 2: "omfg they do that to me too- yeah it's clear that they just wanted to come up with a pity ploy to win the argument"
Friend 1: "I know dude it's annoying as shit"

by Iwillchokeyou September 14, 2022

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