open frame

The beer you opened but failed to start or finish because you passed out.

I left an open frame next to my bed last night, and had to hold my nose to chug it--worst hair of the dog ever...

by McDangeroos August 24, 2013

Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 December 17, 2015

The Grand Opening

Scissoring technique that only works on virgins.

It’s time for The Grand Opening baby~

You ready for The Grand Opening, baby?

by Gvcd March 27, 2018

National Open Neck Day

A National Holiday where you slap people's necks on April 21.

Josh got his neck slapped on National Open Neck Day.

by liquid19 April 21, 2022

Open-Bell

A cry used when your foreskin isn't protecting your bell-end, and something comes incontact with it, such as walking into a table.

Since the nerves from your bell are extra-sensitve, it tends to hurt.

Phil: OH SHIT PETE!!! OPEN-BELL!!!

Pete: What happened man?!

Phil: My foreskin is in pain from walking into that lampost! Oh gawd that hurt...

by P901 October 24, 2010

opening dragon

when a real mf named Carlos does the griddy prior to slide cancelling into that bitches pussy while soft and yells slurs until he's hard inside of the woman (or man)

"Did you hear about Carlos doing the opening dragon?"

by openingdragon July 10, 2023

wide the fuck open

A term used when a receiver in football gets so open that there is no defenders anywhere within one or two miles of the receiver.

God damn!! Steve was wide the fuck open when John passed him the ball, easy TD for Steve

by Oliver426 January 16, 2017