Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.
When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.
When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.
Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?
Bill: Yeah??
Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.
Bill: Dang.
Bill: Yeah??
Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.
Bill: Dang.
by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013
The swaggiest, coolest, best person to ever exist, there is no limits to how awesome she is. Her arch nemesis is Livia Brouwer, she is like Sophia but not as cool and swaggy, she is also a blonde.
by Soophieb123 June 06, 2021
A condition similar to rug burn that occurs while attending a concert and standing in the front row and being pushed by the entire crowd behind you against the barricade.
A: How was the show last night?
B: It was great but I got a bad case of barricade burn.
A: You now it was good if you have the burn
B: It was great but I got a bad case of barricade burn.
A: You now it was good if you have the burn
by mbvenom March 27, 2009
When a person chews a piece of hot cinnamon gum then gives a man a blowjob right after the 1st or 2nd chew. Thus burning the man's penis
by bj99 April 13, 2009
by Mislbays April 21, 2016
can be used as a verb or noun
its short for burning vacuum. its when you shit and it smells like a burning vacuum
its short for burning vacuum. its when you shit and it smells like a burning vacuum
by BDANGLES February 22, 2011
I very beautiful young lady who is very loyal.Melissa cares about her friends she is the most trustworthy person ever she is most likely to be the heather of the group.Melissa burns is perfect in every single way.She is loved by many people and is 100% the purest soul ever. Melissa can make everyone smile on a rainy day she is basically Aphrodite.
by Ugly_Bitch2.0 December 07, 2020