A Colorado Summer

A "Colorado Summer" is an era in a young mans life when he liberals-up and gains maximum rizz because of it. During this phase, his room is an artsy fuckboy temple. Posters of obscure bands, large plants, and LED lights apesr one day. Soon after, he gets an alternative haircut and starts taking edibles like they were prescribed... New-found rizz lands this guy an undeserving amount of bitches. This is due to a positive feedback loop that starts to occur between the rizzing tinder hoes and his involvement in gym bro activity.

"Bro, have you seen Eden's room? He might be having a Colorado Summer right now."

"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."

by Significant_ Seinfeld December 17, 2022

Hot girl summer

When your toenails are painted white

“I love your toes! White is a great color on you”

“Thanks! It’s hot girl summer”

by Shielahh July 16, 2023

Summer Scorcher

The absolute best and hottest golf tournament. Started by Golf Grand Master Mark "golf Jesus" Plinski. In Phoenix Arizona

Hey man, you going to the Summer Scorcher?

by gabeknight July 20, 2023

Summer Slut

Someone that travels to a hotter climate during winter to avoid the cold.

Jesse, that Australian guy, visits the United States each year between May and October to avoid winter in Australia, and then returns to Australia in November when it's summer again in the Southern Hemisphere. He's such a summer slut!

by FlareKai July 23, 2023

Summer

One of the worst seasons in existence, it will be 12:00 am and it will still be 90 degrees or more. The only upsides are School being out, MLB, Formula 1 and NASCAR seasons start, and you can go to Disneyland, the most terrible place on Earth. This is why Fall and Winter are superior.

Student: Oh i can't wait until school is out
Student in Summer: AHHHHHHHH I'M ON FIRE

by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023

Summer holidays

a time when all the innocent children r freed from hell for six weeks

marks the time between years of being told the same stuff every day in hell

wow its finally the summer holidays, I've waiting for this since the beginning of this year.

by justanaverageboredperson July 24, 2023

My Summer Car

My Summer Car's the type of game where you assemble your car, go for a 10-minute ride, and open the hood to find one half of your engine broken, and the other half missing.

Random Kid: The car keeps breaking!
Me (gigachad): Skill Issue, go play My Summer Car

by 9xnerd July 26, 2023