summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.
Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.
by SailOnJoe April 26, 2018
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Summer Staples

Summer Staples is a massive simp for her partner and Wilbur Soot.
friend: Hey have you met Summer Staples
me: yeah they are a simp
by 00000liiiii March 14, 2022
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Ryan summers

Look at that kid over there he looks like Ryan summers
by George Lopez private militia December 19, 2019
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Summer shuck

A sore stinging arsehole caused by summer heat
Fuck I have an awful dose of summer shuck
by The Rodge March 29, 2018
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Olivia Summer

An Olivia Summer is tall. She is crazy and loves guacamole. She eats strawberry lemonade ice-cubes. She also likes to dye her hair with foundation and eyeshadow. Overall a strange girl.
Friend 1: Who is that over there eating strawberry lemonade ice-cubes dipped in guacamole?
Friend 2: Oh, that's Olivia Summer.
by hi-its-me May 08, 2020
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Summer fruits

A summer fruits a easy woman who’s very good looking
by Mc chaz February 04, 2022
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Summer wood

Summer wood - A male erection influenced by the change in season and female summer attire.
That guys got Summer wood.
by udictionary2 July 17, 2014
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