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Joshua The Person Who Is Alive

This is useless and congrats u wasted ur time to just get off of this. Just kidding I have a joke 4 u.
What has two legs?

A: How am I supposed to know
Joshua The Person Who Is Alive is alive
by lkfshklfiojqinc November 8, 2020
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Man who eat orange

Referred to the men who pleasure women by giving them oral sex.
Jane: I like real man
Lize: Real man???
Jane: Man who eat orange. It's easy to pleasure a man but only real men are able to satisfy women, that's why Boys who always think about only their own pleasure are not men enough & Girls also feel superior by giving bj are not women enough. Men can hump a pole.
Lize: damn... Now I need a real man. I tired of losers.
by Keshali November 23, 2020
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whos better kayden or alyssa

alyssa is of course better than kayden , she one pumps him all the time and he cries .. she always beats him in box fights because he always dies and makes excuses KAYDEN SUCKS , ALYSSAS A GOOD PERIODT
whos better kayden or alyssa ?
alyssa is way better

kaydens a cry baby
by fortnitealyysaisbetter November 29, 2020
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girl who cried rape

rape is a crime that involves forcing someone to have sexual intercourse with you. While it is generally seen as a crime committed by men against women, it can be committed by anyone against anyone, and later on people finding out you were never raped and you cried rape which is an all to common occurrence in today's society.
hey Nicole did you hear Brianna got raped?, no turns out she lied and became the girl who cried rape
by kyro the happy bear December 6, 2020
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You know who's beautiful

well don't bother reading the first word again

it's Shrek you peasant
You know who's beautiful not the first word in the sentence
by Oliver stop going on this site December 15, 2020
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Penguin who can fly

Calling someone a penguin who can fly is like saying you existence should be meaning they are to advanced for humanity it is used in a positive way
How do you do that your like a penguin who can fly!
by Cy_ January 2, 2021
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kids who eat bananas

kids who eat bananas are kids who consume a fruit named bananas.
Woman: are you kid who eat bananas?
Kid: yes
Woman: So that makes you kids who eat bananas?
Kid: Yes i eat bananas
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
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