road rash roulette

is the appearance of sporadic and/or clustered sores, open wounds, abscesses, and similar detriments that are related to the prevalent use of legal and/or illegal stimulants. Road Rash relates to skin injuries caused by abrasions from road surfaces, usually as a consequence of cycling and motorcycling accidents, while roulette relates to the element of risk-taking.
"Man!" "Bobby and his friends are sure messed up from playing Road Rash Roulette last night." "Hopefully, they'll get their act together before it gets any worse."
by Outis McGuffin December 27, 2017
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Road Dog

A girl that has been "hit" more times then a dead dog in a street.
We need to find some road dogs to invite to the party.
by wv24901 February 03, 2010
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Road Dog

A phrase that describes a woman that's hit the wall due to age or wear and tear. Wear and tear is usually the result of smoking.
Look at her, she's a road dog.
by Jim February 09, 2004
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road work ahead

friend 1: road work ahead?
friend 2: UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES
by kylehhhh April 29, 2019
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Thunder Road running

Thunder Road running is to drive fast down rural roads late at night, as the original Shine runners in Tennessee.
Thunder Road running down Highway 100 was the activity that spawned NASCAR.
by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2016
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Peter's Road Trampoline

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"
by TheBombDigidee February 05, 2018
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Road Rash

When you are nailing a seasoned veteran woman from behind, aka doggie style (look up if needed), and she is on all fours... in mid-thrust you grab or kick arms where her head falls to the ground and her forehead get a carpet or floor burn.
Road Rash from behind
by StillFly March 18, 2009
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