Period Wasted

Feeling Faint, Sick, Tired, Awful! Etc

Girl 1 - "Ugh I Feel Like Fainting & These Cramps!"
Girl 2 - "Omg! Your juss Period Wasted 💁🏼"

by Amethyst Ferland October 4, 2015

Period

Something Toxic Slow Ass be sayin

im toxic and thats on PERIOD

by Taezo October 1, 2020

Period

A fucking blood shit hole that women go threw, and are probably on the verge of killing themselves because they're so done with bleeding just to know " HOLY SHIT! I'M NOT PREGNANT!!."

"I got my fucking period."

You: Snail trail?

Coochie: No, Blood :)

by ShitStain#1 April 7, 2022

Period blackout

When a girl is on her period and blacks out with with rage due to cramps and hormones. Period blackouts occasionally result in shame hangovers the following day

My girlfriend had a period blackout last night and punched me in the face.

by Sht99ht March 9, 2014

Period of Disunion

Time of disorder following collapse of Han dynasty

After the Han Dynasty collapsed, there was a Period of Disunion

by lol im a not troll May 20, 2019

duck periods

When a male duck periodically gushes blood from outside it's dick-hole.

My friend just took his duck to the vet...it was having one of those duck periods.

by Naveed Mosca July 6, 2017

period

Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.

Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring

by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022