A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”
by greglinsanity June 14, 2022
A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.
The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 21, 2011
by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 25, 2021
The Sunflower Deed, Backed It Up And Slow The Speed Because Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill Anyone For Any Little Thing
The Sunflower Deed, Backed It Up And Slow The Speed Because Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill Anyone For Any Little Thing
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
When a person runs inbetween classes to get to the next class or to be first in line for lunch. This usually happens in highschool and mostly happens with freshman. Seen as speeding because they run like an idiot unlike others and other people usually hope they trip and eat shit in the hallway
A: "stupid freshman running to their next class"
B: "Yeah man someone should give them a hallway speeding ticket"
Or
*Sees freshie running*
A: "God i hope that kid trips"
B: "Yeah man someone should give them a hallway speeding ticket"
Or
*Sees freshie running*
A: "God i hope that kid trips"
by SneakySniper April 27, 2015
When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 23, 2023
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