by clever parrot named carrot November 22, 2021
Get the Johnnymug. 
Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1
Where do you want me to hang my towel
Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.
We don’t re-use towels here.
Where do you want me to hang my towel
Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.
We don’t re-use towels here.
by JohnniesTowels February 28, 2025
Get the Johnniemug. by TheRealJohnnyJohnny March 2, 2019
Get the Johnny Johnny cupcake shopmug. guy 1 : Yo, have you heard about that one murderer?
guy 2 : You mean Johnny?
guy 1 : Yeah, the guy is wacky.
guy 2 : I agree.
Both of them were murdered after that.
guy 2 : You mean Johnny?
guy 1 : Yeah, the guy is wacky.
guy 2 : I agree.
Both of them were murdered after that.
by DaisyJoey June 22, 2022
Get the Johnnymug. Hey Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary.
by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019
Get the Little-Miss-Johnny-Marymug. by JOESONFUCKET February 11, 2021
Get the BIG JOHNNYmug.