off them cans

To be drunk out of your mind off beer

We watched the football game and my uncle was off them cans

by Cochisè Lee January 19, 2023

Can I Come?

Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...

You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.

Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?

by MousePadKing May 20, 2022

Canned Apple Juice

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.

DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!

by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019

can we clap

Means to have sex so loud that people assume you are clapping in the hallway

He: can we clap
She: oh no ! Not at all
He: its Christmas we should do it

by Feepeep December 24, 2021

Can de Bacio

Un modo di dire veneto che significa "chiunque". Appare nella frase "Anche il can de Bacio" per indicare una cosa che fanno proprio tutti. "Bacio" è probabilmente un diminutivo di "Bonifacio".

-Vieni alle festa dei vendemmiatori?
-Boh... c'è qualcuno che conosco lì?
-Ci sono tutti, anche il can de Bacio!

by Agamennone September 23, 2014

Tulsa Trash Can

A sexual act/position that is used in public places while having sex with a prostitute or a friend.

I walked around the corner to see bob doing the tulsa trash can on your mom.

by greg nut March 13, 2015

The Great Cans Of No Return

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.

The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015