Akin to pregnancy brain, crossfit brain occurs after an intense crossfit workout. Symptoms include memory loss, disorientation, extreme increased appetite, and flashbacks of the workout.
I can't remember where my favorite quarterback, Russell Wilson went to school. It must be crossfit brain.
by sheiscynful March 20, 2015
Get the crossfit brainmug. An idiot to the infinite power. Someone so stupid that even being in their presence can make you stupider. Worst part about a brain slug is that they don't know how stupid they are/sound. They may often use large words to appear smart
Warning....If you are in the presence of a Brain Slug don't engage them in an argument, and/or a conversation JUST LET IT GO.
Warning....If you are in the presence of a Brain Slug don't engage them in an argument, and/or a conversation JUST LET IT GO.
Reggie: For 20 pts what is 10x1?
Brain Slug: Well seeing as they can be reciprocals of one another I'm going to change the problem into what is 9x2 which the answer is 18
Reggie: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Brain Slug: Well seeing as they can be reciprocals of one another I'm going to change the problem into what is 9x2 which the answer is 18
Reggie: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
by Mayor McCheesenstein July 15, 2013
Get the Brain Slugmug. a move personally made up from the batwing, a cruel joke, mostly done by other teenagers, where you take your scrotum, spread half of your sac out with your hand, and cup the other nut in your hand like a brain. takes a while to get right, but when accomplished, is better than the batwing
by bodhi williams March 30, 2008
Get the bat brainmug. Slang for giving head
by Notusingmyrealname_1000 June 9, 2009
Get the Eat brainmug. Example A:Stop being a pecker brain and think before you do something stupid!
Example B: Your little brother is a pecker brain,he has the brain of a bird!
Example B: Your little brother is a pecker brain,he has the brain of a bird!
by maclean II August 19, 2007
Get the pecker brainmug. The more wrinkles you have on your brain, the smarter you are. Having a silk brain is the lack of wrinkles on your brain, denoting extreme stupidity or inebriation.
"Nice move, silk brain."
"What a silk."
"Did you see Matt at the bar last night? He got silky as hell."
"What a silk."
"Did you see Matt at the bar last night? He got silky as hell."
by Ridicculus July 21, 2009
Get the Silk Brainmug. A sudden thought, seemingly out of nowhere, that has nothing to do with the topic you are discussing.
We were discussing the party when all of the sudden my husband had a brain fart and asked me to remind him to change the air filter on his car.
by Sleeping Aurora July 21, 2014
Get the brain fartmug.