Connor McChickenNoodleLeg

Official name given to the athlete formerly known as Conor McGregor after embarrassing himself by snapping his own ankle after talking mad shit.

Conor McTapper "Spit shine that belt for me"
Dustin "You are now known as Connor McChickenNoodleLeg"

Dana " THATS FUCKING ILLEGAL. BUT YOU'RE BUYING THE STREAM RIGHT?"

by Veetolio July 31, 2021

Capping Machine

A machine used in manufacturing soda bottles that is used to cap, or "hat," each unit.

In other countries, the Capping Machine is called a "Hatting Machine." It is not to be confused with either the Rinsing Machine or Filling Machine.

by FSRueful August 20, 2021

nerd machine

Any type of online gaming device such as X-Box, PlayStation and PC. These devices suck the players into the games like a time machine thus losing hours of their lives by playing these online games. The “nerds” don’t even realize how much time they are spending on the games.

Hey have you seen John at all today? No, last thing I knew he was playing nerd machine.
Oh forget it, probably won’t see him for a while.

by Invham December 22, 2021

Cheeseburger Machine

A device manufactured to produce and prepare cheeseburgers at will. This machines however do not exis yet, they belong to an utopian, futuristic world.

Yo! I didn't know you had a cheeseburger machine! You must be really rich...

by Bananey January 16, 2022

Maize Machines

A fictional company from a alternate history analog horror series called Monument Mythos also he reminds me of that annoying corn from inanimate insanity called Steve Cobs

Maize Machines is a name for a fictional company from a series called Monument Mythos

by Expiredlollipopfanpage March 29, 2022

Time machine sex

Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now

Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now

by G dogo April 3, 2022

Lag Machine

A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.

Example of chat during lagging

HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt

Chat was wild for 20 minutes.

by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022