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he is the most sexiest,happiest person in the world.he loves his girlfriend very much sometimes dates girls called Kaila,Maddie or sinead.he is so funny.
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by blogger21 June 14, 2018
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by pjdaddy August 28, 2018
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Some traits of Mark are as follows:
-know to make a girl orgasm by sight alone
- has not only the secret of life and is the reason good exist
- one rode a tiger while the tiger was riding a shark while the shark has a rocket bolted to its ass.
- is a white man that can jump
- generally makes girls weak and question their integrity from the overpowering desire they have to want to fuck him
- if someone is smiling, he is normally around
Some traits of Mark are as follows:
-know to make a girl orgasm by sight alone
- has not only the secret of life and is the reason good exist
- one rode a tiger while the tiger was riding a shark while the shark has a rocket bolted to its ass.
- is a white man that can jump
- generally makes girls weak and question their integrity from the overpowering desire they have to want to fuck him
- if someone is smiling, he is normally around
-Girl says- "my panties are getting we" then Mark is close by.
Mark makes love explode out my body, I cant control my desires.
I once rode mark and my fucking heart stopped working.
If the sun got shot with a fucking laser and got hotter than ever possible while it was getting a blow job while falling out of orbit with the God damn tickle feeling in its stomach from falling it would be like a explanation of Mark.
Mark makes love explode out my body, I cant control my desires.
I once rode mark and my fucking heart stopped working.
If the sun got shot with a fucking laser and got hotter than ever possible while it was getting a blow job while falling out of orbit with the God damn tickle feeling in its stomach from falling it would be like a explanation of Mark.
by The pretender! November 12, 2018
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Yo mark did u see my new car
Yeah man it has a sr20 motor, Torsen diff, etc...
Yo mark I can whoop your ass
Try me
(Mark kicks his ass)
Yeah man it has a sr20 motor, Torsen diff, etc...
Yo mark I can whoop your ass
Try me
(Mark kicks his ass)
by NoCap🚫🧢 March 31, 2019
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