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Magic Meat

Magic Meat is the term used to describe cheap/naff meat a friend or family member brings to a BBQ. The reason being that you'll see them put their crappy meat onto the BBQ and then like magic they'll have steak on their plates 10 minutes later.

They've come with crap meat and turned it into good meat - magic meat!
Person 1 - Oh god, here comes Gary, I bet he's only bought those 20p sausages from Lidl for the BBQ again.

Person 2 - Yeah but it's strange, he puts those sausages on the BBQ yet comes back with the best steak and ribs. Magic meat at work.
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magic pencil

The magic pencil is another name to use for the edit option on a message board
If you post a comment on a message board and later decide you want to change it just use the magic pencil!
by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) October 15, 2009
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magic dragon

People that smoke the magic dragon, smoke reefers, blunts marijuana, pot, and so on.
"Coilliepik got caught smoking the magic dragon and sippin' on a 40 in his lowrider".
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magic josh

Magic josh is a person who typically claims to be magical. A magic josh can be seen driving a juggalac and always talks about his magic, but they are never prepared. Their hobbies tend to include drinking, smoking, and making babies.
Where's the magic tricks...magic josh didn't come prepared.
by jennykfosho April 13, 2010
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magic cookies

A game you play when you are high on weed or LSD involving a dark room or staircase, a flashlight, and a group consisting of you and your friends. When the flashlight is turned on, the person who wishes to hold it first must trace it on the walls and/or ceiling. He/she must keep the beam of light, (which should always be shaped like a circle), moving in a circular motion. The flashlight is passed to everyone in the group. The object of the game is for someone to classify the circle of light as a magic cookie. Hopefully, if the game is played right, more than one person will say, "Hey! That looks like a freakin' magic cookie!"
Hent! The name of the game! The winner(s) can win anything the group decides on. One last thing! They must be high when they decide the prize!
We got so high on the herb and acid that we decided to play magic cookies last night. Me and my BF won, so our prize was some more free weed!
by peachpie88 August 30, 2011
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Magic: The Gathering

A trading card game that doubles as a girl repellant. If you are afraid of girls, buy boxes of these cards.
Girl: Are those guys playing magic? I think I'll take a detour.
by TakeTheVeilCerpinTaxt August 31, 2005
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booby magic

The act of grabbing (and optionally tweaking) someones breasts or bitch tits, especially if it annoys that person.
My bitch loves his booby magic, it sends his legs akimbo.
by mrbdamien November 23, 2004
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