Masturbatory Long Shower

Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.

"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."

"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"

by kariusvega November 15, 2011

Long walk for a biscuit

A long way to go for something not that impressive. Most commonly used to describe boring jokes and stories.

X: That set up was like 4 minutes long, and the punchline wasn't even funny!

Y: Yeah, it was long walk for a biscuit.

by Jkins August 5, 2010

long-tongued lout

General term for someone you hate with a passion. Overlap: bastard, skank, dickhead, faggot, etc.

Eat shit, you fuckin' long-tongued lout!

by Forrest Carver June 4, 2005

Bob Long Vice

An amazing paintball marker.
One of the best.

Dude A: i just ravaged some noobs with my new bob long vice.
Dude B: thats cool

by Kelen L January 17, 2009

long term bootycall

A boyfriend or someone whom you have sexual relations with often without a label.

Peter Quill: “I like to think of myself as a Titan killing, long term bootycall.”

by Marvxl September 23, 2018

in the middle of a long time

The place where Hyunjin from Stray Kids goes

It's been a long time since I've been in the middle of a long time

by Seungmin in the Building December 14, 2020

Long end of the stick

Too see a positive or favorable outcome from a situation that could have been really shity!

The rubber busted but she didnt get pregnant.. I got the long end of the stick!

by 432Cherries December 8, 2019