Lauren

A cute as fuck person. Like seriously how is this person my girlfriend? I'm really confused, how the fuck? If you ever get a Lauren, never fucking break up with them. EVER!! If you do, you're missing a massive opportunity.

Alex: Wow, Lauren's cute.
Beckie: No, they're mine! Back off you horny gay bitch!
Alex: If you guys ever gonna break up, I'm gonna still them from you.
Beckie: NOOOOOOO!!!

by thatgaybitchbeckie November 23, 2020

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Lauren

A girl who starts saying "down bad".

"I think im down bad".
"Wow so youre a Lauren now."

by ooyamg December 31, 2020

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Laurens

A Historian and Half God, but also a good friend. Laurens's are also often called Laupies or Laups. They are known for their drip and strong character.

Person 1: Yo who is that guys with that canadian goose jacket
Person 2: Ah Thats Big Laup aka Laurens

by EddyTheGoat January 23, 2021

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lauren

she's a loud girl that's quiet. she will be shy till she gets to know a little bit about your personality and then match it. she doesn't always mean to she just figures it'll be easier to make you like her. now don't get the wrong idea she isn't a bad person or conceited, she's just lonely. she's so beautiful, her mind wanders all day. to places only she can imagine. outside she struts like she's on the runway, even if she doesn't feel her best

wow she seems to be daydreaming

she must be a lauren

by namerr February 18, 2021

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Lauren's Theory

The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.

My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.

by Fraccy February 21, 2021

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