Karen Sue Barue-Forester

Pronounced Karen Subaru-Forester.

Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk.

Characteristics:
• Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun.

• Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application.
• Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time.
• License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer.
• Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless.
• Very white.
• Sometimes woke.
• Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold.
• Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts.
• Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily.
• Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets.
• Still has cable.

Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV.

Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.

Annoyed Commuter approaching from the rear:

'And here we have the next Karen Sue Barue-Forester firmly entrenched in her camping spot in the left lane!'

'Move OVER Kare...nom nom your Dunkin' Wake-Up Wrap in the other LANE!'
'Wait is anyone even driving that thing?!?'
'just. fuckin. move. lady.'

by Vesper47 January 8, 2021

my name ain't Karen

Means to not care about or have no feelings for anyone ,or anything that person is talking about.

Jill was mad at Jack today because Jack was not listening to Jill like always. Jack was like "my name ain't Karen ".

by anonymous February 15, 2021

Snow Bunny Karen

A white or biracial female who likes to go to PTA meetings, have early mimosas, kick children off their porch as well as wear their old prom dresses in front of the mirror while flaunting about how many black men they trapped.

Damn, you have Ms.Calwan for Math! Don’t you know she’s a Snow Bunny Karen?

by Odksjsjsis February 18, 2021

Shut the hell up Karen

When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.

Shut the hell up Karen.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 24, 2019

Karen(name, not stereotype.)

What Does Karen Mean? Karen originated as a Danish name, arising from the Greek word Aikaterine, which is believed to mean "pure." Kaja and Katherine are both related Danish names. In French, the name can also mean "clear," though it retains the meaning of "pure" across most other backgrounds.

Hey Karen whats going on.
Do you need help Karen?
these are for normal sentences since Karen(name, not stereotype.) shouldn’t be defined by the bad stereotype.

by When the did October 11, 2022

My name ain't Karen.

Another way to say I don't care.

Jill said Jack should work on his people skills . Jack said " my name ain't Karen. "

by Joker!!!!!! February 14, 2021

to pull off a Karen

Peeing on a bed that does not belong to you, and make up a ridiculous excuse for it later on.

Oh my god man, she totally pulled off a Karen last night!
-Oh so that's the fish smell!
Haha she told me that she was still wet from the storm, what a lame excuse!
-Next time I crash at her place, I'm going to pull off a Karen everywhere! The couch, the matress. Hell maybe even the kitchen stove!

by yknarC July 23, 2010