Jordan Syndrome

Unable to cope with being less skilled in an activity, a patient with Jordan Syndrome tries their hardest to look like an expert through verbal manipulation and circumstantial evidence.
On god that nigga got Jordan Syndrome..”
by The Real Champion June 28, 2022
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winston jordan

the most amazing guy i know. he makes me smile when i'm around him. i cant get him off my mind.
girl:"i love winston jordan so much."

friend:"you two would make such a cute couple"

girl:"thank you (:"
by pistol95 May 05, 2010
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Jordan Daley

A term for a black man with a small penis and or crusty lips.
Jim: yo did you hear about that 'Jordan Daley'?

Bob: yea I heard he hadn't put on lipstick in 3 years!!
by Yashua Shahal April 20, 2016
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Jordan John

If you are a Jordan John, that means that you are a little Asian grandchild immigrant who braids armpit hair for a living. You have an intense OBSESSION towards all other races and you eat rabbit or deer meat only. Your favorite movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because you look like the Grinch. You are also incredibly overweight.
She is such a Jordan John. She needs to eat some veggies.
by truthteller34534343 April 08, 2019
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jordan Busch

i nice extremely short guy who steals your shit
no jordan Busch
by bingus bog April 27, 2022
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Les Jordan

A large man with a disproportionately small penis.

Les Jordan's are neither showers nor growers.
"I thought he was gonna give me the Big D, but ended up getting Les Jordan"
by Big Shawraaaay August 21, 2016
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