jizz heart

A person, not bad, who sicerely bielieves in making everyone around them ejaculate incontrollably for no self gain.

Landon's jizz heart made everyone around him instantaiously cum in their pants. Really stopped the riot from happening.

by freakmaster February 1, 2009

jizz grenade

That is, blowing a load of cum into one of the various orifices of a woman, most likely her mouth. The term was coined by the Hungarian rapper Tommy Fluor

Open your mouth, here comes the jizz grenade!

by DryudHaxor July 10, 2011

Jizz Cat

A girl whom is attractive enough to want to jizz on but otherwise not attractive enough or too personally repulsive to develop any deeper kind of relationship or even engage in intercourse with.

Ash: "That girl over there is pretty hot man!"
Laurence: "I have a few lectures with her, she's pretty annoying but a bit of a jizz cat though."

Alex: "Would you ever date a ginger?"
Joe: "Gingers are jizz cats for me dude."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010

Jamba jizz

When a drunk or clumsy friend spills Jamba Juice all over your pants.

Edward: Damn it Vincent! You just Jamba jizzed all over my pants!!

by Asianfail September 19, 2010

jizz slurpee

The nastiest thing I've ever heard of

Damn Luvnuts, go easy on the jizz slurpees!

by Falkan March 4, 2003

glacial jizz

For all you geography lovers out there, this is the process by which glacial education makes you cream in the lake at the snout of a galcier to turn it murky - an alternate form of rock flour.

"Damn, that beef supreme glacier over there, accompanied with its drumlins and eratical squitzes, has just made me produce some high velocity glacial jizz in the post-glacial lake."

by Squitzie face December 30, 2007

Jizz Mask

Boil some jizz and pour it on imSucks face and then let it harden for his holloween mask.

Frank: Hey Bryan, what are u going to wear for Holloween this year?
Bryan: Umm, my dad is going to watch some gay porn and beat his dick like an Iraqi Soldier and then once hes at his fullest, hes going to blow his insane load on my face and then I'm going to let it harden overnight; its called a Jizz Mask

by imSuck September 4, 2006