trade of all jacks

a task or chore that's so easy, most people can easily perform it. one should not use a trade of all jacks to impress someone.

Guy: "did you see the way i replaced that light bulb? pretty impressive huh?"

Girl: "dude, that's a trade of all jacks. my grandma can do that and she doesn't have hands."

by Kyle Rh. October 23, 2010

Tennessee Flap Jack

The act of Tittyfucking a white trash woman with pancake tits and then slathering them in your special syrup.

Jeb had a GILF fetish mainly because he loved giving Tennessee Flap Jacks

by Ketil November 1, 2010

doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer

boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"

by izamberie September 24, 2015

Daytona Speed Jack

When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.

Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.

by Pussy Beavers November 14, 2020

Jack Peterson

An abnormaly large penis capable of bottoming out in anyone / anything

"Wow that's a Jack Peterson if I've ever seen one"

by long chong silver December 31, 2014

Jack Grealish

An underrated Aston Villa midfielder who no one can hate...except for Gareth Southgate. He is commonly known for having a big role to play in Villa's 7-2 thrashing of Liverpool. Jurgen Klopp asked him to stop the count, but he didn't listen

Jack Grealish deserves to start for England
Jack Grealish is the most underrated player in English football

by the smol guy November 9, 2020

Inbred Jackass

Somebody who says they'd do their relative if they weren't related to them.

Guy #1: "Dude, if she wasn't my cousin I'd totally bang her."

Guy #2: "Shut the hell up you inbred jackass!"

by Buranator April 2, 2009