shop lead

something that is very gay. it is put in place so the teacher does not have to do anything but sit there

Teacher and mini teacher

by mike November 13, 2003

Tindow Shopping

When you’re not looking to committ to making tinder matches but you are still interested in browsing the tinder selection

I’m just tindow shopping to see who’s available on tinder.

by Verafy May 12, 2018

Tiktok Shop Guru

An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.

They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"

Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"

Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"

by Vantik74 September 9, 2024

going to the flower shop

going to a transexual massage parlor

I just got a fist full of dollars from the race tracks so I'm going to the flower shop!

by sspamalot June 23, 2012

Pain Shopping

Conducting investigations to confirm invited that your partner is cheating/lying on/to you.

Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.

I was pain shopping through his phone today to see if he's still liking that other chick's photos.

by anonymous December 3, 2022

The money shop

A place where you go to borrow money, cash cheques or sell some gold. For people that work at the money shop this is where you go to atone for the sins of your forefathers.

see also hell purgatory punishment

Jim- Does jack seem different to you?

Lucy- Yh he got a job at the money shop and lost his soul

by eobard thawne June 9, 2018

The Candy Shop 2.0

By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!

I bourght some sweets from The Candy Shop 2.0 and was Willy Wankered

by ILOVEWEED69 April 8, 2022