The Dutch Windmill

This is a sex position requiring at least two men, and another worthy participant.

Man A gives Man B a reach-around (meaning Man A puts his penis in Man B's butt as Man B has his back to Man A)

and as Man B's penis is spinning like a dutch windmill in a hurricane, Man/Woman C puts her face right into the line of fire...leaving a giant mushroom tattoo in the facial region.

And she is now left with "The Dutch Windmill" on her face.
Frat Bro: "Dude, what happened to your face?"

Your sister: "Shit. I got smashed yesterday, and I must have gotten "The Dutch Windmill"
by Brandon DUH January 30, 2009
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Dutch Wonderland

While having sexual intercourse under the covers, you let out a stinky fart, and refuse your partners escape.
"I dutch wonderlanded that chick after taco night'
by RI AVE November 06, 2007
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Dutch Coffee

marajuana, pot, etc. so named because in coffee shops in holland, you are allowed to smoke as much marajuana as you want, as long as it is not mixed at all with tobacco.
Dutch guy: hey, want to go het some dutch coffee to smoke at the shop?
other Dutch guy: sure man, lets pick some up in that alley near the college.
by Ana Bieze September 18, 2008
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Vanilla Dutch

What idiots that come to my store call a Palma Dutch Master cigar. It doesn't smell or taste like vanilla, yet the ignorant potheads that smoke them seem to believe otherwise.
by NC-BP Man January 02, 2005
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dutch oven

The smell of a fart under a bed sheet.
by Anonymous April 14, 2003
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von dutch

clothes and hats made popular by ashton kutcher and paris hilton
I dont go anywhere without a von dutch trucker hat on my head
by Emmi July 29, 2004
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dutch nugget

"Danny your a dutch nugget for knocking the bloonter out of my hands", Julio said.
by Daniel Madar November 09, 2007
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