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An overemotional species that can turn whatever you throw at

them into an argument. Even though they are technically the most advanced species, they are also the dumbest. They are selfish and only want whats best for only themselves. Yet they need 1000+ friends on a social networking cite. With the largest brain on earth, they still lack simple problem solving skills as wars define them.
The humans dog didn't run away on accident, he was just tired of them arguing over how much food to put in his bowl
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pauly d look a-like. has a blow. is brown. and gets all the brown chicks. best friends name is Anthony.
wow humais and anthony are the G's on the block
Humais by gg5411 August 23, 2011

Human Grindipede 

Noun:
The act of multiple people grinding in a conga-line formation. Also called the grindipillar or the grind line.
"Billy was scarred for life after his first school dance because he had witnessed a human grindipede"

"Did you see how long that human grindipede was yesterday?"
Human Grindipede by Wizard Lizard October 1, 2014

Human Centipede 

Eating someones ass while someone else eats yours
"Yo last night me and my girl had a human Centipede with the neighbor"

Humaning 

Humaning is not being a little bitch about accomplishing basic human functions in a first world country.
Emily: “I don’t want to go talk to an actual person because the self-checkout is down.”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”
Humaning by thatcuntbitch January 18, 2018
I'd kill for a human right about now; My hunger is driving me crazy.

Himanshi Premi

"Himanshi Premi" is a sweet guy who fall in love with Himanshi khurana and his real name is Pankaj.
His maximum tweets are deleted by FC and group members. 😂

Neha sharma ko like krta hai after seeing her profile pic. 😍
Himanshi Premi is a sweet guy, little bit funny.
Himanshi Premi by Premi May 23, 2020