History

Something a lot of people are either completely ignorant about or have a warped perception of.

The only thing more warped than a millennial's perception of history is an atheist's perception of religion. Our schools are pathetic.

by Hym Iam October 22, 2020

Search history

The system that can get you arrested or grounded for looking up illegal stuff

1. “I hate how the search history got my career ruined by being arrested…”

2. “I can’t go anywhere cause I’m grounded due to my mom seeing my search history…”

by TheShidGames May 19, 2023

HISTORY PRE-TEST

When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.

O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G

by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021

Date History

The mental "list" of all of the people somebody has dated.

"Should I go out with Kaley or do you think she's a slut?"

I dunno bro, shes got a long date history.

by laxer6 November 29, 2011

History of Worldwide

It's a shocker why no one has talked about OMA's disappearance... either no one knows about the reason yet or ppl show ignorance for some reason.. so let's talk about this... Days ago when Oma was just starting to get along with sammy. Oma's mum decided to search Oma's phone on that Sunday.. It was so bad for Oma. Oma's mum found out that Sammy had been talking about breast on the group. When Oma's mom saw this, she gave Sammy the life speech of all time using Oma's phone, she confronted sammy using the exact words 'at this age what do you know about breast' 'please do not dm this line again' 'unless you want to see me in your father's house'. It may seem that Oma's mom confronted Sammy only Although this may be true but unikely. Oma's mom had removed Oma from every Whatsapp Group including WORLDWIDE. This information is so classified that it would be posted on FEELERS 2 group chat and let me tell you this is just the beginning. Stay tuned for part 2 of Sammy's reaction

# History of Worldwide

by Ebuksam February 19, 2023

Canada's History

Sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

Lets perform Canada's History in the cabin.

by johnsteck February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual move that involves taking a shrimp deveiner to your partner's dick.

I'm not walking straight after learning a little about Canada's history last night.

by missingyes February 4, 2010