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hard literature

Any piece of literature that is very addictive, keeping the reader from putting it down. It can also make the reader immediately want to buy the next volume in a series, if more exist.
"My friend loaned me the first books in the Transmetropolitan series and the Preacher series; they're so friggin' cool, I need to read more!"

"I know, that's some hard literature."
by commonflux November 29, 2012
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BUTT HARD

When the penis is not too hard not too soft just perfect to penetrate the anus much easier to handle at first
My girlfriend told me to put in her ass Butt Hard !!!
by Tauni luvz August 27, 2021
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hard listener

when you tell someone something, they acknowledge they hear you, and don’t do it or do the opposite. it’s not that they don’t care or hate you, you just can’t get your point across to them so you have to dumb it down.
Jack and rock are hard listeners. what does that mean? they’re fucking dumb
by lmao_adam July 13, 2021
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cuphead-hard

When something is so hard it can't be described in words.

This is a reference to the 2018 video game Cuphead which is one of the hardest games I have ever played in my life. Fuck that dragon.
Gamer: Dude I can't beat this game it's so fucking hard!
Some guy: How hard?
Gamer: Cuphead-hard.
by Renewings January 13, 2022
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hard shinzo

(n)

1. Any object that is abnormally hardcore or simply majestic in every way imaginable.
2. Any person that can be described with the aforementioned adjectives.
3. A tag that defines many of the maps in Halo Reach. This does not coincide with the first meaning however; this is a tag that simply means that the map exists and is played by many people.

(adj)

1. A word to describe the hardest of hardcore things.

{note: using the superlative forms of hard, i.e. harder, hardest, one can amplify the amount of hard shinzo used to modify the word they so choose}
1. Mark: "By golly, this pizza that I am placing into my face is very god-tier."
Bob: "Incorrect, my good friend. I am afraid that the pizza that we are now both placing into our faces is not god-tier, but hard shinzo."
Mark: "The hardest."

2. n00b: "lolololol chuck norris is sooooo ritechuss."
Guy with Sense: "I whole-heartedly disagree. Although Chuck Norris seems to be 'righteous', it is in fact a clever ruse. Everyone knows that Andrew Jackson, seventh president of the United States, is more hard shinzo than Chuck Norris ever could be." (note the usage as an adjective in this example)

3. Clever XBOX Live Vagrant: "It appears that this map is very widely downloaded. I will simply put this tag here and hope that everybody laughs at my cleverly placed joke. laugh."
by CountGlenn March 17, 2011
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The hard ten

Tom Selleck's moustache. When someone has a fantastic and full moustache.
-that guy looks a bit like a 70's pornstar, but he had the hard ten!

-I would like to have a moustache ride with the hard ten on that boy!
by Thehardten August 10, 2015
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Hard Bastard

When you take a tequila shot, squirt some lemon juice into your eye, and then snort a line of salt.
"bro, you're way to much of a pussy to do the Hard Bastard"
by Simple-town Representative August 28, 2020
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